Waiter, there’s a bomb in my soup!

February 1, 2013 at 5:27 am | Posted in Business | 3 Comments
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An explosive revelation.

Poison pet food. Faulty car brakes. Flammable fans.

If a customer found a potentially lethal problem with your product, would you want to know? If so, how badly?

One might think such information would be highly prized. But is it?

A few years ago I opened a pack of sliced almonds. Inside was a big gob of what looked like machine grease. I emailed the manufacturer. Two weeks later, they emailed an apology for the delay and asked me to post the pack.

As I did, I wondered if more gobs had reached other consumers during this interval.

Three weeks later, a peace parcel arrived. The letter thanked me for my help, confirmed that the gob was grease and advised that the process workers on the offending line had been reprimanded.

I wondered if these workers shared my view that the problem lay further up the food chain – with the machine maintenance staff.

If they did, they probably weren’t too chipper as they filled and checked the replacement pack of almonds and sample pack of dried fruit also present in my parcel.

Filled with scepticism, I reluctantly binned these offerings.

Also in the parcel was a $10 grocery voucher. I felt this was scant compensation for the time I’d spent. And what if I’d blithely tipped the tainted nuts into my wok? The grease would’ve melted over my snow peas in a trice.

I emailed the company to say I considered $10 a bit ‘thin’. They never replied.

In Paul’s Fantasy World, my first email would’ve triggered an instant phone call from the CEO.

After profusely apologising for my horrid experience, she’d have diplomatically asked how many thousands of dollars I considered appropriate reward for my information.

Crazy, I know. But really, what’s a few grand compared to the cost of product recalls, litigation, compensation and brand annihilation that would stem from consumer illness or death? And what if I were a vengeful soul who chose to name the company? [THERE’S NO LINK; I’M JUST KIDDING.]

Am I justified or a crank?

If you were the sliced almond CEO, what price (if any) would you have put on my discovery?

And would you pay likewise for a similar heads up on your own product or service?

I’d love to know.


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  1. Interesting question. I’d put it at more than $10 but less than $2000. Certainly, no reply isn’t not good neither. (I got tied up in my negatives.) What are the other rides like at Paul’s Fantasy World? I might queue for a ticket.

    • Thank you, Ad. I find your range fascinating … and reasonable. My rides are free and you never throw up. My show bags are worth 20 times their price and the water pistols contained therein function forever and well. I shall indeed circumscribe more of my theme (park) as we go along. Kind regards, P. 🙂

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